Harry Lloyd - Notes From Underground

The Hero of The Coronet

We’ve had the likes of Ellen Terry and Basil Rathbone treading our boards, and the likes of John Gielgud and Hugh Grant sitting in our comfy chairs, but little did we know we had another big name associated with the Coronet.

A couple of weeks ago we received fan mail from a six year old addressed to Matt Hatter. We did some research into this Mr Hatter. Matt Hatter is a young superhero who lives in the Coronet and travels to different dimensions by jumping through the film screens. We haven’t seen Matt ourselves, but his presence here would make a lot of things clear - the noises we’ve associated with our ghost, and the biscuits that keep disappearing in the kitchen. We’ve left the letter on Matt Hatter’s desk, and his fans should be getting a response any day now. If anyone wants to see Matt Hatter’s adventures, they are screened on CITV this autumn. We can confirm that our renovations of the cinema do not include inter-dimensional portals.